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The Madhouse

All Art is Useless. ~Oscar Wilde.

I am a writer, first and foremost. Writing is my life, my personality, my everything.
I'm a strange, strange person; I like pie, purple ducks and boiled candy. I have insomnia and an emotional imbalance. My phobias are needles, zombie-like-things and jumping off stuff.
Also, I am a crazy cat lady, except that I don't own any cats. They cost too much. Soon, however, I will have an army of cats, then I will breed them to have opposable thumbs.
Together we will take over the world!! Mwahaha!
Until then, I'm just a weird, hyperactive, paranoid chick with a never ending list of conspiracy theories and an unhealthy love of words.


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